Diplomacy - Persian Cats
I'm not a diplomat
I just lie a lot
I spoke the truth
But had to stop
Persian cats don't meow
They're censored very hard
They look but aren't seen
Their survival is a complex art
Persian cats don't hiss
They send missiles instead
And when they bite into your tuna
They'll bite it through proxy bread
Persian cats are not a monolith
And make no mistake
Simply because a cat is Persian
Does not a Persian cat make
And the Persian Cat sat across from the Israeli Cat,
Feeling he could take to no end
Really they are quite similar
In another world they might've been friends