Diplomacy - Persian Cats

I'm not a diplomat

I just lie a lot

I spoke the truth

But had to stop

Persian cats don't meow

They're censored very hard

They look but aren't seen

Their survival is a complex art

Persian cats don't hiss

They send missiles instead

And when they bite into your tuna

They'll bite it through proxy bread

Persian cats are not a monolith

And make no mistake

Simply because a cat is Persian

Does not a Persian cat make

And the Persian Cat sat across from the Israeli Cat,

Feeling he could take to no end

Really they are quite similar

In another world they might've been friends

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